Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Purani jeans

I wish I could make a film on my life , God it will be a complete masala movie but it won't be a hit.Reason??anybody?anybody?Yes everybody knows In India a movie without an actress does not click and there is no actress in my film.Although one sided part there was there but it is too short it would come and go before people would realise it.So leaving all this crap let me come to the point or my usual my childhood stories.Imagine a scene.........................

takauk.... takauk......takauk(sound of shoes).....somebody enters the classroom in a fully formal dress black shoes, gaberdin(a famous fabric of late 90's, a trouser with jeans roughness),blue full sleeves shirt,white socks.All the students were about to stand up for good afternoon ceremony just when that guy(weighing more than 100 kgs) finds a seat and adjusted himself .He could feel the students having that irritating glance at each other.He knew that they wanted to smile but could not in front of him.Yes my friends that guy was me with a 44 waist pant on me.Infact the teacher himself was bit surprised when he looked at me,but I managed to handle them as I creator a terror in my class to not to mess with me otherwise I would rape them coursewise and knowledge wise.God that drop year was hell!even now when I see a guy preparing for JEE I feel terrible.I could not wear jeans for two years just because there were no jeans of my size.I did not know about any brands then and those local jeans were not more than 36.Wearing a jeans became a greater dream for me rather than JEE.I lost all the hopes."Main aur meri purani tight jeans aksar ye bataten kerte , wo kehti tum 32 hote to kitne dude lagte,main kehta tun 40 hoti to main uncle to na lagta".But seriously 2002-2003 was my uncle year.

Then when I joined the college, I found that literaly everybody was in jeans afterall it was delhi and 90% DGs in DCE.So, I went for a tailored jeans but it was horrible.Three months passed and one day one of my friend Rana who was also like me(now he is fit and I am still not:( ) told me that he has 38 waist jeans and when i tried it i almost felt like I dont want anything else in my life,I have got what I wanted,i was wearing a jeans , damn it a jeans............

then lost weight and I have tried jeans of all brands(34,36,38) and recently I bought a levis jeans which somehow fitted me this time.So my friends ,many of you feel that I dont take my weight seriously and the reason is I have gone through such times that today when I see myself I still feel good as compared to I was at one time.Does not mean that i am not serious but I am not upset.So stop motivating me because I know I have done it once and I can do it again............................

6 comments:

Gaurav Singh Rana said...

dude..i remember when i started seeing u on the ground jogging in third year ..hehehehe...i felt the competition tht ki is saale se pehle weight kam karna hai ..chahe kuch bhi karna pade...even i don't want to remember tht one year drop for JEE..mine past is also like u :(..42 waist ...when u ll be online i ll give u some tips 4 motivation...hehehehe..

PS:thnx 4 mentionin my name in ur blog ,i m honored ...hehehehe

ankitkhetan said...

ho jayega weight kam...mutte...if sami cud do it th ne 1 can...instead of sittng like a couch potato whole day , strt doig workout

Prajot Gawshinde said...

target set for u ...EYE ON 32 :)

Aniketjain said...

he he.. i remember mu first meeting u.. but u looked cute mota, not uncle mota.. hehehe

dheeraj said...

hathi good one
teri jindagi ka sara humor jindgi ki kadwai se nikal ke hi aya hai
or ye rana kahan hai aaj kal
chal abhi aa nahin paunga tere pasbaad main dekhtey hain kabhi

Gaurav Mutreja said...

@dheeraj ghichu saale tere ko bola tha na aise public space me ye naam nahi lene ka ............