Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I am dangerous while driving...........

I steeped out of my car , I was wearing an expensive suit ,two people were waiting for me,they saluted me ,I looked at things around me.One of policeman was not behaving politely with a senior citizen.I suspended him. He was pleading for mercy but I entered the auditorium for a speech as I was a chief guest at some govt. function.People were clapping as I moved to the podium and then "zoooooooooo....." . One of the cars went past me just touching missing my shoulder(bit exaggerated but you must have got the sense). I realized I was in the middle of the road near ISBT completely lost in my day dreams.And this was not the first time it happened ,it has occurred quite a few times before also, whenever I have to drive for around more than 20 25 minutes continuously.
I felt pity for the other travelers as they were unaware that a person traveling at 70km/hr is not concentrating on driving instead he is (thinking about his heroics like three balls left in the match 23 to score and he manages that, he himself throws a no ball to himself and then he himself hit it for six,sometimes he is in discussion with US officials about nuclear deals, sometimes rejecting Bill Gates''s offer to join Microsoft ) . I am like yamraaj on the road who can take anybody's life infact my life too.But I thought it happens with everybody you can't stop thinking while driving but my dear friend Ani clarified my misconceptions by saying he just concentrates on driving while driving.But, still I hope there are some people like this.

By the way I was going to my college . So, once again nobody recognised me there apart from Bhim Singh chai wala. And I feel very good when he asks me "aur bhaiya kaise ho badhe dino baad aaye ho".I feel ahh.. atleast there is somebody who remembers me in this college.So after finishing my cheque collecting procedure I came back visiting another chai wala outside the campus, but sadly he didn't recognised me.


Rest is as usual boring nothing new to write in "wassup" column . I finally deleted my orkut account after refreshing those static pages again and again.I thought I would miss it but surprisingly I am not. Apart from some lacking usual general information like phone numbers I feel its good.At lease when I meet somebody I can ask him wassup otherwise there was nothing new to be discussed.Everything was on orkut , the trip he made to Goa(tons of photos of trip to ....... ) , the new shirt he bought(of which he would have uploaded a photo wearing thatt shirt), nothing new..........

Chalo I will stop it here before this blog becomes a mini bible and ya I met few of my college friends last week and had a good time with them(I know one of them will read it and would feel bad if I would not have mentioned it here).........

5 comments:

Kshitij said...

hmm ... I am more dangerous while driving than you, i hope u remember my adventure driving bikes on campus :D

and I am glad to know u guys had fun at college, wish I was there !

Anirudh Tiwari said...

nicely written!
liked the bit where bhim singh chaywala remembered you.

rahul said...

one of them is still feeling bad for not getting his name mentioned along with college and bheem's chai. Dammit man, I thought that was the high point of your day :-D

dheeraj said...

sudan is more dangerous just cnt forget when sudan was drivin me at back after that last liquid party

Gaurav Mutreja said...

how the hell can anybody allow sudan to drive.In fact I have seen him once driving and believe me that was horrible for 100 m he took around 10-15 mins and half of that distance he dragged the bike by himself......